Urgent need of B+ve blood

In accordance with the request of blood donation, please find below response from my side. Please don’t forget to read the disclaimer :P

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From: Gaurav, Devashish
Sent: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 05:19 PM
To: [Undisclosed Name]
Cc: [Undisclosed Name]
Subject: Urgent need of B+ve blood

Hi,

As you have seen my mail ID, therefore I am not going to tell you my name because it will be just like saying your name twice and as you know people should not encourage redundancy, so I will not tell my name since you can see it. I am assuming that you are not blind. Anyway, coming to the point, I am very much interested in donating the blood and fortunately my blood group is B –ve. I am again assuming that B +ve mentioned in your mail was a typo since no one requires B +ve, I mean its like 110 people out of 100 people has B +ve blood group. Okay coming back to the point “again”. There are obviously some complications with my blood, recently I had viral fever and doctors were expecting it to be swine flu, so I suppose you are on safe side as far as medical terms come into picture. Also, yesterday I have taken HIV test, the report is yet to come, hoping for the best, high five!!! My drinking and smoking habits are like normal, twice drinking and 5 to 10 times smoking per day. The only minor concern I see is, I am underweight, therefore if I donate blood and die, please feel free to make yourself responsible for my death. Waiting for your response, thank you very much!!!

Best Regards, I want to give more regards but unfortunately “bestest” word doesn’t exist in dictionary. I am searching for the person who created dictionary as I have to ask him to add some new changes to dictionary like user defined words. Anyway, as for now please don’t be greedy and take best regards only. No offence given none taken.

Yours I think truly,
Devashish Gaurav

Disclaimer - All words appearing in this mail are just for comic purpose. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead or UNDEAD, is purely coincidental, and should not be construed.

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From: [Undisclosed Name]
Sent: Tuesday, August 11, 2009 12:19 PM
To: [Undisclosed DL]
Cc: [Undisclosed Name]
Subject: Urgent need of B+ve blood

Hi All,

There is a need of B+ve blood for a patient in Ramaiah memorial hospital. Please call the below number if any one willing to donate.

[Undisclosed Name]--[Phone Number] or
[Undisclosed Name]--[Phone Number]

Thanks and regards,
[Undisclosed Name]